If you hook up with the town's gossip queen, people will know your penis size, your secret fetish, whether or not your middle toe is bigger than your big one, and how you like your coffee in the morning. Be nice to everyone, even if they don't deserve it. And you can order room service in the morning -- on him, of course. Guys like what they can't have and are natural hunters. Have fun, be yourself, and be safe!
If he seems weird or creepy, assume that he's an axe murderer.
The Top 10 Rules of Hooking Up
Hooking up with friends automatically changes the dynamic of the friendship. Never hook up with more than two friends from the same social circle. Am I supposed to jump for joy and get down and do a guy just because his backwoods prejudices say it's all right this time? Friends should stay just that: Merely take your drink, bid him "good evening" or "good day," and hook up with someone wouldn't utter such nonsense or refer to you as "exotic" ugh!